Why do people press harder
on a remote control
when we know
the batteries are almost dead?
Why does someone
believe you when you say
there are four billion stars;
but have to check
when you say the paint is still wet?
Why doesn't Tarzan
have a beard?
If people evolved from apes,
why are there still apes?
How do those dead bugs
get into those enclosed light fixtures?
In winter why do we try
to keep the house
as warm as it was in summer
when we complained about the heat?
Source: Born and Raised in the South
